Hello Groom Shop???????????????
Hello ..... Groom Shop? I have this dear dog thats as sweet as can be as soon as you see her I know you'll agree.....
If it is alright, I will be in about eight.. If not at nine, it means I'll be late
Sweetie doesn't bite often, she know it's not nice..just nips little kids, and me once or twice..
She doesn't like cages, can't stand other pets, and if she's upset, she simply wets..
You may bathe her fur, but don't let it soak in.. I prefer that the water doesn't touch her skin..
She has a bad back and can't sit or stand.. so have her lay down while you empty her glands..
She's allergic to powders and dips make her sneeze.. so please use the tweezers to pick off her fleas..
She loathes being brushed and watch how you clip.. she has ten thousand matts, but I don't want a strip..
There's a few more instructions, so here is a list.. ignore that huge lump, it is only a cist..
Leave her back long to hide her bad hip.. A french moustache to cover the wart on her lip..
She laid down in something thats black and gummy, but she always gets cold, so don't shave her tummy..
Poodle feet, poodle tail, of course, thats the style.. Don't clip her nails, please use a file..
A very high topknot perfectly round.. so what if there's little hair to be found..
I'm sure with your talent, if you just use your noodle, you can make my chihauhau look like a poodle..
There's a few other things you really should know.. she wants some perfume and a polka dot bow..
I'll be there to get her, I can't say just when. but just in case, have her ready by ten
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